Sunday, April 30, 2006

Food for Thought

Wonder what the poor folk are eating tonight in one of the richest countries in the world?


Missed Thursday's fix'ens...but someone on the streets gave me some seafood pasta and some one else later gave me a garlic chicken burger with fires. (Doggie Bags)
Missed Friday's fix'ens but one of the street kids noticed my absence so managed to convince one of the workers to give her some to go for a friend, so ended up having roast beef & veggies with bun.
(The best meal I had from there and it didn't come from them, but from her).
CLOSED FOR WEEKEND

Another week has passed.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

A funny poem

The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:

Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquito's and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came over and killed the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
Across the street and down the hall.

I'll be here awhile as I cannot stay...And the man with no legs walked away.

---author unknown to me.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Ancient Law---Expanded

Ancient Natural Law of Life---(expanded)
a = b = c = d = e = f = G = h = i
Where:
a => you
b => needs
c => creation
d => deity's desire (God's Will)
e => evolution
f => freedom
G => God
h => heaven

By attributing those values to the letters, and where 'a' is constant, the progression follows:
a + b = c
a + c = d
a + d = e
a + e = f
a + f = G
a + G = h
Therefore, there is a world of experience between 'a' and 'i'.
UNDERSTAND THIS: As you do to the least of my people...you also do to me...BUT as you try to do to me...you do to the 'One True God' that sent me and might well be done back unto you instead...
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!

If you need to seek me out, search me with your heart and you will find me.

Man's Laws-(Rules)

I'm not saying their Wacko but...
Very STUPID Laws
1)
In Eureka, Nevada, USA, it is still illegal for men with moustaches to kiss women.
2)
In Alexandria, Minnisota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.
3)
In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
4)
In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.
5)
In Zion, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal to offer cigars to your pets.
6)
In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.
7)
In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while in bed with their wives.
8)
In Maryland, USA, it is still illegal for radio stations to play Randy Newman's song 'Short People'.
9)
In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.
10)
In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24hrs oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.
11)
In Washington, USA, it is still an offence to pretend you have rich parents.
12)
In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, it is still illegal to take a lion into a cinema.
13)
In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to have sex with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.
14)
In Oxford, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.
15)
In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
16)
In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police are also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women from being seen from outside.
17)
In the USA, impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.
18)
In Illinois, USA, it is against the law to give a lighted cigar to a pet.
19)
In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than 5 minutes.
20)
In International Falls, Minnisota, USA, it is against the law for a dog to chase a cat up a telegraph pole and dog owners can be fined for this.
21)
AND today's TOPPER
In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket.
That's why I'll do my own thinking Thank You.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

HAPPY EARTH DAY !!!

LOVE it or LEAVE it eh?

This to me is the joke of jokes as far as Days to Celebrate go.

I'll share this perspective so you can better understand what I mean. What do we HAVE to celebrate aside from stupidity as our actions show. Perhaps a little sharing would go a long way. Perhaps driving up north in our spacious SUV's that have no room for me, isn't the BEST way to go about celebrating. Throwing garbage out the window along the side of the road as we go. Flicking our cigarette butts all over the streets. Continuing to chop down old and ANCIENT trees for the purposes of GREED, not NEED.Locking up good food, thrown out in garbage containers while people are starving in the FIRST world nations, not just THIRD world...and then locking up the people who "FREE the FOOD". Arresting the poor for sleeping on GOD's GREEN EARTH which you have paved over with abandoned filth that you still won't share.
But yeah...HAPPY EARTH DAY.
(whatever that's supposed to mean)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Easter Weekend Wrapup

Another few thousand words:




GOD said; "Split a rock and you will find me."

Man has been splitting rocks, trees, mountains & even the atom and still hasn't found GOD. I would ask man; "From where, within this SOLID rock does the tree come from?"

ANSWER: from GOD silly.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Happy 420

Riddle for the Days:
(an old and easy riddle)

You approach two doors with two guardians, one at each door.
Before you is a sign which reads:
One Guardian always lies.
One Guardian always tells the truth.
One Door leads to death.
One Door leads to life.
You may ask ONE guardian ONE question to determine which is which.


What is the question and to whom do you ask it?
(hint)--to find the right answers you must FIRST find the right questions.

GENESIS 1:29
"Ye shall have every seed bearing plant on the face of the whole Earth, and every tree that bears fruit with seed in it shall be yours for food."
WHAT THE GOVERNMENTS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW:

HEMP:
Answer to our problems.

WE CAN SAVE ALL OUR TREES!!!
Before late 1800's all paper was tree free, hemp being a major paper source. Beautiful stands of old-growth trees are being harvested right now in BC and ONTARIO. Hemp, on the other hand matures in September.

CANNABIS CAN FEED THE WORLD!!!
Hemp seeds contain the HIGHEST amount of essential Fatty acids in the plant kingdom, and match the human body's protein requirement perfectly. On Earth, many cultures use hemp as a major food source, especially in times of famine.

USE HEMPSEED OIL INSTEAD!!!
Paint and varnish used to rely on Hemp as its basis before petro-chem took over in the 30's. Around the world, hemp has been known as the brightest lamp fuel.

GROW OUR FUEL ANNUALLY!!!
Henry Ford actually planned to run on hemp-based Biomass Fuel. It is totally possible to drive a car on fermented alcohol from compost or Hemp which contains no sulphur or lead. This would reduce acid rain and reverse greenhouse effects. Oil spills, pipelines, bad air and especially wars result from our petroleum use.

HEMP FIBRE WEARS WELL!!!
The worlds longest and strongest fibre is hemp. As a textile, it absorbs moisture, insulates, and is soft, which makes it so comfortable. Canadian grown hemp can reduce the need for imported cotton. Cotton, by the way requires more chemical pesticides and fertilizers than any other crop. Hemp oftentimes requires no fertilizers or pesticides. We as consumers must be accountable for the effects of our purchasing power.

CANNABIS IS NATURE'S REMEDY!!!
Marijuana (a racially prejudged name coined by the propaganda pushing papers of the 20's &30's) cures or eases the following:
Asthma
Glaucoma
nausea
tumours
epilepsy
infection
STRESS
Migraines
anorexia
depression
rheumatism
arthritis
and possible herpes.

It takes the place of many synthetic drugs and helps bring people together, with each other and the natural world around them.
And yet, "GOVERNMENTS" say it isn't good for you and have made it illegal.....one of us is lying.


*All info based on research found in "The Emperor Wears No Clothes."

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Happy Easter

Breathe DEEP...Breathe SLOW
&
Join me on a journey.



This Easter...to give a person a tree is to give them a present...to teach them how to make a tree is to give them a gift for life.

' Two Wolves '

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, inside us all rages the battle between 2 wolves."

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

The other is Good.It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.

The boy thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

your humble servant,

Ancient Clown

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

My Reading

What the Rune Stones say about me;
(If you're into that kinda thing)

What is my unified self?
Joy - Restoration


What is my nature?

Messenger - Mouth
Connection with Divine


Why was I born?
Flow
Experience awakening of self-transformation
Conjuntio - that which conducts


What is my vocation?
Partnership - a gift from GOD to loyal follower
Gift of Freedom



What is my destiny?
Wholeness - The sun

Movement - Horse - course of the sun

Partnership - Gift from GOD to loyal follower


What is my cross?
Initiation - Something Hidden, a secret matter.


Nothing about finding my life path has been easy...but it has been simple.

Do you See what I See?

A few thousand words in a few pictures.




What have we learned today?

Monday, April 10, 2006

Mountains & Warriors on the Way





Just thought everyone might enjoy a few pics from the latest walkabout.

Prophecy-

It would appear, from the feedback I'm getting that I'm being blocked/CENSORED by the police in various countries on GOD's GREEN EARTH...perhaps to prevent the children from coming...well boys, this is to you.Truth has a resonance, a tone.
Our ancestors heard what didn't ring true.
We've left that path of truth behind
Don't believe me...look at you.

The prophecy for 'End Of Days'
Is half of half that's true.
To recognize the 'Sign of Jonah'
Is to choose the one for you.

The words shall go out to all alike
Each for themselves to choose.
The 'Son of Man' shall walk the land
A calling to Gentiles and Jews.

A covenant made with God and Son
To fulfill his destiny
To hold a crown until time has come
To anoint His head and unite His prophecy.

Armor from God, keys from the Son
Gifts to win all war.
The armor should be worn all times
As God knows what's in store.

The keys are for Death and the Gates of hell
Should ever the NEED arise
For THEN those who did not listen
Shall be in for a hell of a surprise.

For an army of dead await him there
That shall be his to command
His officers are as they always were,
Dead or alive, in Christ's name they STAND.

Balance and Justice then restored
The other, as they did not choose the one
For they were told, 'one way' or 'the other'
GOD's Will...Shall be done.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Who's the FOOL?

WHAT to LISTEN to?
The MESSENGER or the MESSAGE:
"If anyone chooses to do God's will, he will find out whether my teaching comes from God or whether I speak on my own." John 7:17

Start by stopping...As darkness always flees into the shadows at the coming of the light...step out of the shadows and into the light.
Leave the world of man and come back to the world of 'God' and live as the birds as Christ taught.


"The white people never cared for land or deer or bear. When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up. When we dig roots we make little holes. When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pine nuts. We don't chop down the trees. We only use dead wood. But the white people plow up the ground, pull down the trees, kill everything. The tree says,"No. I am sore. Don't hurt me." But they chop it down and cut it up. The spirit of the land hates them. They blast out trees and stir it up to its depths. They saw up the trees. That hurts them. The Indians never hurt anything, but the white people destroy all. They blast rocks and scatter them on the ground. The rock says,"Don't. You are hurting me." But the white people pay no attention. When the Indians use rocks, they take little round ones for their cooking. How can the spirit of the earth like the white man? Everywhere the white man has touched it, it is sore."
...in the words of a holy woman of the Wintu tribe of California, commenting on the destruction of nature brought about by the Gold Rush in that state.



"...Take nothing for the journey except a staff - no bread, no bag, no money in your belts. Wear
sandals but not an extra tunic. Whenever you enter a house, stay there until you leave that town. And if a place will not welcome you or listen to you, shake the dust off your feet when you leave, as a testimony against them." Mark 6:8-11


APRILs FOOL's DAY

BABSBITCHEN'
(Bab's name in lights)

(post#1) Babsbitchin' said...
I will be watching and reading and listening and digesting. I am a truth seeker, soulseer, and I too have an ecclectic spiritual sense. Welcome and have a good day.
Sun Mar 19, 08:07:05 AM

(later) Babsbitchin' said...
Again, in case you don't see in your archives, I am recommenting here. I am sure you mean well but you cannot and I repeat cannot claim to be what you are clearly not!I doubt you will post this but I have real issues with someone of your caliber pretending to be what you are not. If you are able to get some absent minded young pliable minds to bend as your trees then, good for you but I would certainly be afraid to stand next to you in a thunderstorm!Riddles and parables are two different things.Do you know how many names my Lord has? Abba is just one. I give credit where credit is due but YOU sir must tread lightly.If you are to teach to the masses, that is a good thing but do not refer to yourself as I AM as you are clearly not.It is blasphemy for you to approach things in an egocentric manner as you have. Teach but do not hinder understanding.Preach but do not claim to be more than you are. My God is a jealous God and for you to make reference as if you are one and the same, well, you scare me! Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it!!
Thu Mar 30, 07:59:03 AM

Bab's...I put your picture up so people would know what a fool looks like. Look deeper and see who's lying, who's arrogent & egocentric within here...you're still too busy looking at the mirror to see me. I'll leave a re-print of your post on THIS day as being my response to your "personal" attacks, misunderstandings, lies and lack of illuminating conversation" as is apparent, which I've highlighted, within your writings.

p.s. my horoscope, in case you're into that kinda thing.

Virgo
Ordinarily, you're quite merciful when it comes to verbal debates with those who obviously aren't in your intellectual league. You'll do that now for as long as you possibly can, but if they push the envelope, well, let's just say that you'll not only hands down win the debate, if you can call it that, you'll also be able to walk away with your head held high and your pride intact -- which is much more than your adversary will be able to say. -

Scorpio
If you haven't yet had the chance to actually fire-walk -- physically, that is -- that doesn't mean you haven't done it in a hundred other ways, symbolically speaking, especially for loved ones in trouble. So now, when the person you adore asks for something they think is so above and beyond the call of duty, and that even you might not be able to pull it off, you'll be just tickled to announce that you've got it covered -- no sweat. None at all. Not if it's for someone like them, anyway.

Dare To Dream:
Ancient Clown -- Honourary King of the Poor
Voice of the Children...Leader of the Meek
Commander and Chief : The Armies of Light.