Man's Laws-(Rules)

I'm not saying their Wacko but...

Very STUPID Laws

1)

In Eureka, Nevada, USA, it is still illegal for men with moustaches to kiss women.

2)

In Alexandria, Minnisota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.

3)

In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

4)

In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.

5)

In Zion, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal to offer cigars to your pets.

6)

In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.

7)

In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while in bed with their wives.

8)

In Maryland, USA, it is still illegal for radio stations to play Randy Newman's song 'Short People'.

9)

In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.

10)

In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24hrs oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.

11)

In Washington, USA, it is still an offence to pretend you have rich parents.

12)

In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, it is still illegal to take a lion into a cinema.

13)

In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to have sex with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.

14)

In Oxford, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.

15)

In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.

16)

In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police are also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women from being seen from outside.

17)

In the USA, impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.

18)

In Illinois, USA, it is against the law to give a lighted cigar to a pet.

19)

In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than 5 minutes.

20)

In International Falls, Minnisota, USA, it is against the law for a dog to chase a cat up a telegraph pole and dog owners can be fined for this.

21)

AND today's TOPPER

In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket.

That's why I'll do my own thinking Thank You.