Sunday, April 30, 2006

Food for Thought

Wonder what the poor folk are eating tonight in one of the richest countries in the world?


Missed Thursday's fix'ens...but someone on the streets gave me some seafood pasta and some one else later gave me a garlic chicken burger with fires. (Doggie Bags)
Missed Friday's fix'ens but one of the street kids noticed my absence so managed to convince one of the workers to give her some to go for a friend, so ended up having roast beef & veggies with bun.
(The best meal I had from there and it didn't come from them, but from her).
CLOSED FOR WEEKEND

Another week has passed.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

A funny poem

The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:

Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquito's and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came over and killed the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
Across the street and down the hall.

I'll be here awhile as I cannot stay...And the man with no legs walked away.

---author unknown to me.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Ancient Law---Expanded

Ancient Natural Law of Life---(expanded)
a = b = c = d = e = f = G = h = i
Where:
a => you
b => needs
c => creation
d => deity's desire (God's Will)
e => evolution
f => freedom
G => God
h => heaven

By attributing those values to the letters, and where 'a' is constant, the progression follows:
a + b = c
a + c = d
a + d = e
a + e = f
a + f = G
a + G = h
Therefore, there is a world of experience between 'a' and 'i'.
UNDERSTAND THIS: As you do to the least of my people...you also do to me...BUT as you try to do to me...you do to the 'One True God' that sent me and might well be done back unto you instead...
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!

If you need to seek me out, search me with your heart and you will find me.

Man's Laws-(Rules)

I'm not saying their Wacko but...
Very STUPID Laws
1)
In Eureka, Nevada, USA, it is still illegal for men with moustaches to kiss women.
2)
In Alexandria, Minnisota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.
3)
In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
4)
In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.
5)
In Zion, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal to offer cigars to your pets.
6)
In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.
7)
In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while in bed with their wives.
8)
In Maryland, USA, it is still illegal for radio stations to play Randy Newman's song 'Short People'.
9)
In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.
10)
In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24hrs oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.
11)
In Washington, USA, it is still an offence to pretend you have rich parents.
12)
In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, it is still illegal to take a lion into a cinema.
13)
In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to have sex with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.
14)
In Oxford, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.
15)
In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
16)
In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police are also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women from being seen from outside.
17)
In the USA, impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.
18)
In Illinois, USA, it is against the law to give a lighted cigar to a pet.
19)
In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than 5 minutes.
20)
In International Falls, Minnisota, USA, it is against the law for a dog to chase a cat up a telegraph pole and dog owners can be fined for this.
21)
AND today's TOPPER
In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket.
That's why I'll do my own thinking Thank You.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

HAPPY EARTH DAY !!!

LOVE it or LEAVE it eh?

This to me is the joke of jokes as far as Days to Celebrate go.

I'll share this perspective so you can better understand what I mean. What do we HAVE to celebrate aside from stupidity as our actions show. Perhaps a little sharing would go a long way. Perhaps driving up north in our spacious SUV's that have no room for me, isn't the BEST way to go about celebrating. Throwing garbage out the window along the side of the road as we go. Flicking our cigarette butts all over the streets. Continuing to chop down old and ANCIENT trees for the purposes of GREED, not NEED.Locking up good food, thrown out in garbage containers while people are starving in the FIRST world nations, not just THIRD world...and then locking up the people who "FREE the FOOD". Arresting the poor for sleeping on GOD's GREEN EARTH which you have paved over with abandoned filth that you still won't share.
But yeah...HAPPY EARTH DAY.
(whatever that's supposed to mean)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Easter Weekend Wrapup

Another few thousand words:




GOD said; "Split a rock and you will find me."

Man has been splitting rocks, trees, mountains & even the atom and still hasn't found GOD. I would ask man; "From where, within this SOLID rock does the tree come from?"

ANSWER: from GOD silly.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Happy 420

Riddle for the Days:
(an old and easy riddle)

You approach two doors with two guardians, one at each door.
Before you is a sign which reads:
One Guardian always lies.
One Guardian always tells the truth.
One Door leads to death.
One Door leads to life.
You may ask ONE guardian ONE question to determine which is which.


What is the question and to whom do you ask it?
(hint)--to find the right answers you must FIRST find the right questions.

GENESIS 1:29
"Ye shall have every seed bearing plant on the face of the whole Earth, and every tree that bears fruit with seed in it shall be yours for food."
WHAT THE GOVERNMENTS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW:

HEMP:
Answer to our problems.

WE CAN SAVE ALL OUR TREES!!!
Before late 1800's all paper was tree free, hemp being a major paper source. Beautiful stands of old-growth trees are being harvested right now in BC and ONTARIO. Hemp, on the other hand matures in September.

CANNABIS CAN FEED THE WORLD!!!
Hemp seeds contain the HIGHEST amount of essential Fatty acids in the plant kingdom, and match the human body's protein requirement perfectly. On Earth, many cultures use hemp as a major food source, especially in times of famine.

USE HEMPSEED OIL INSTEAD!!!
Paint and varnish used to rely on Hemp as its basis before petro-chem took over in the 30's. Around the world, hemp has been known as the brightest lamp fuel.

GROW OUR FUEL ANNUALLY!!!
Henry Ford actually planned to run on hemp-based Biomass Fuel. It is totally possible to drive a car on fermented alcohol from compost or Hemp which contains no sulphur or lead. This would reduce acid rain and reverse greenhouse effects. Oil spills, pipelines, bad air and especially wars result from our petroleum use.

HEMP FIBRE WEARS WELL!!!
The worlds longest and strongest fibre is hemp. As a textile, it absorbs moisture, insulates, and is soft, which makes it so comfortable. Canadian grown hemp can reduce the need for imported cotton. Cotton, by the way requires more chemical pesticides and fertilizers than any other crop. Hemp oftentimes requires no fertilizers or pesticides. We as consumers must be accountable for the effects of our purchasing power.

CANNABIS IS NATURE'S REMEDY!!!
Marijuana (a racially prejudged name coined by the propaganda pushing papers of the 20's &30's) cures or eases the following:
Asthma
Glaucoma
nausea
tumours
epilepsy
infection
STRESS
Migraines
anorexia
depression
rheumatism
arthritis
and possible herpes.

It takes the place of many synthetic drugs and helps bring people together, with each other and the natural world around them.
And yet, "GOVERNMENTS" say it isn't good for you and have made it illegal.....one of us is lying.


*All info based on research found in "The Emperor Wears No Clothes."