Sunday, July 30, 2006

Today's Guidance

I was praying to GOD today and asking for guidance in sharing with all of you.
I pulled my bag of bible tabs from my pocket only to discover a hole in the bottom.
On first search of my pocket I didn't feel any that may have spilled out,
but shortly thereafter I had the urge to check again and found three.
They are as follows...I'll let you decide for yourself what they mean.

The Spirit of the Sovereign LORD is on me,
because the LORD has anointed me
to preach good news to the poor.
He has sent me to bind up the brokenhearted,
to proclaim freedom for the captives
and release from darkness for the prisoners,
to proclaim the year of the LORD's favor
and the day of vengeance of our GOD,
to comfort all who mourn,
and provide for those who grieve in Zion-
to bestow on them a crown of beauty
instead of ashes,
the oil of gladness
instead of mourning,
and a garment of praise
instead of the cloak of despair.
they will be called oaks of righteousness,
a planting of the LORD
for his display of splendor.

-Isa. 61:1-3
Even so, when you see all these things,
you know that it is near, right at the door.
- Matt. 24:33
He who does not love me will not obey my teaching.
These words you hear are not my own;
they belong to the Father who sent me.
-John 14:24

Friday, July 28, 2006

To the Clergy

GOD shared this with me for you, who are already in
GOD's service. You, whose work is to recognize the
one sent by the LORD.

Put on sackcloth, O priests, and mourn;
wail, you who minister before the alter.
Come, spend the night in sackcloth,
you who minister before my GOD;

for the grain offerings and drink offerings
are withheld from the house of your GOD.
Declare a holy fast;
call a sacred assembly.
Summon the elders
and all who live in the land
to the house of the LORD your GOD,
and cry out to the LORD.

Alas for that day!
For the day of the LORD is near;
it will come like destruction from the Almighty.

-Joel 1:13-15
If anyone's name was not found written in the
'Book of LIfe',
they were thrown into the lake of fire.

-Rev. 20:15

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FUNNY-Cause It's True

(overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis):
(not really...just sarcastically)

God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the dandelions, violets, cannabis and the stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought, and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts flutterby's, honeybees, and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of color by now. All I see are patches of green.

St. Francis: It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. They are called the Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers & cannabis "weeds" and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.

God: Grass? But it is so boring, it's not colorful. It doesn't attract flutterby's, bees or birds, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. It doesn't have all the nutritional and medicinal qualities. What do they use for medicine?

St. Francis: They use chemicals.

God: And does this work for them?

St Francis: Apparently not, they tend to need more chemicals to cure themselves of the chemicals they were using to cure themselves.

God: Do these Suburbanites really want grass growing there?

St. Francis: I don't think so, Lord. As soon as it has grown a little, they cut it....sometimes two times a week.

God: They cut it? Do they bale it like hay?

St. Francis: Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.

God: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?

St. Francis: No sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.

God: Now let me get this straight...they fertilize it to make it grow and when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?

St. Francis: Yes, sir.

God: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.

St. Francis: You aren't going to believe this Lord, but when the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.

God: What nonsense! At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep the moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves become compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life.

St. Francis: You'd better sit down, Lord. As soon as the leaves fall, the Suburbanites rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.

God: No way! What do they do to protect the shrubs and tree roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?

St Francis: After throwing the leaves away, they go out and buy something called mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.

God: And where do they get this mulch?

St. Francis: They steal the land from the Natives you made, cut down the trees and grind them up to make mulch.

God: Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. Saint Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?

St. Catherine: "Dumb and Dumber," Lord. It's a really stupid movie about....

God: Never mind--I think I just heard the whole story from Saint Francis!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Win ALL War



As the corrupt, who pretend to be our leaders, are playing for themselves while they ignore the 'righteous cries' of their peoples and the 'Living Voice' of the 'Almighty Creator'. We must take a stronger stance and hit them where it hurts.

Withdrawl ALL monies and close your bank accounts, STOP all use of your credit cards until this crisis passes, to freeze their funds and FORCE an END to their murderous deceptions. This is a completely legal & non-violent ACTION for us to take...for those who are willing to put their money where there mouth is...for those who understand the major importance of minor things...for those who think LIFE is more important than MONEY. Please understand...I'm not asking you to do anything I haven't already done.

It has been written that, you can not serve two masters, both GOD & money...and that not by our WORDS but by our ACTIONS shall our names be written in the 'Book of Life'...ACT WELL. They want you to think you are POWERLESS to stop them...SHOW them you are NOT!!!

Be 'NOT Afraid'

your humble servant,

Ancient Clown

Monday, July 24, 2006

The Pudding

Name: Ancient Clown
Comment: To All & Harold:

The word you are looking for is "CANNABIS". There is no such thing as ’marijuana’, it is a term created to promote prejudgice, fear and hatred by liars...perhaps that is why you choose to not understand...or perhaps there are other reasons for that. Perhaps then it would be hard to understand that if anyone could have and grow cannabis and hemp as God intended,(which have no evils, that is only something that the Lord of Lies would teach)...there wouldn’t be poor people...starvation...a lumber oil industry...wars...banks...pharmacutical companies pumping out crap pills that do more harm than good...etc.

Hemp/marijuana seeds contain the HIGHEST amt. of essential fatty acids in the plant kingdom, and match the human body’s protein requirement perfectly. On Earth, many cultures use hemp as a major food source, especially during famine.

Marijuana (a racilly prejudiced name coined by the propoganda pushing papers of the 20’s and 30’s)cures or eases the following:
Asthma, Glaucoma, nausea, tumours, epilepsy, infection, STRESS, migranes, anorexia, depression, rheumatism, arthritis, and possibly herpes. It takes the place of MANY synthetic drugs and helps bring people together, with each other and with the natural world around them.

Perhaps Christ might say; Governments the world over should stop defying God’s Laws of Freedom. Perhaps people should choose carefully whom they follow and go back to living as Abel instead of as Cain and save themselves from what is coming otherwise.
Anytown, Allover
Date: 12/23/2004

Name: Ancient Clown
Comment: They that have an ear, let them hear:

By the second day of the second month of this seventh year, as I Am who I Am, I am demanding an ’absolute’ and ’unconditional surrender’ of all governments the world over on their "War on the Poor & God".
Your response should be VERY PUBLIC.
No response shall be viewed as a "NO" response and shall have the same consequences.
Stop the name of Jesus.

The voice of the LORD is upon the waters;
The God of glory thunders,
The LORD is over many waters.
The voice of the LORD is powerful,
The voice of the LORD is majestic.

The earth is the LORD’S, and all it contains,
The world, and those who dwell in it.

What is man that You take thought of him,
And the Son of Man that You care for him?

I will surely tell of the decree of the LORD:
He said to me, " ’You are My Son,
Today I have begotten you.
’Ask of Me, and I will surely give the nations as Your inheritance,
And the very ends of the earth as your possession.
You shall break them with a rod of iron,
You shall shatter them like earthenware.’"

Now therefore, O kings, show discernment;
Take warning, O judges of the earth.
Worship the LORD with reverence and rejoice with trembling.
Do homage to the Son, that He not become angry, and you perish in the way,
For his wrath may soon be kindled.
How blessed are all who take refuge in Him!
Anytown, Allover
Date: 1/27/2005

Tortoise and the Hair(abridged); The tortoise, considered by some to be ancient, took it slow and easy, living in the now, was approached rapidly by a relatively young hair one day. The hair challenged the tortoise to a race saying; 'In a minute I'll be miles ahead of you'. The tortoise laughed and said; 'Fine...but in a moment I'll be crossing the finish line ahead of you.' --- Moral of the story:
"It's not a human race, it's a huemon journey."

Having been chosen to stand up on behalf of the silent majority, I, Ancient Ward Vall Clown, do hereby announce my "not running" but "just standing here", no-budget campaign.
"Don't Vote...for Ancient Clown"
That means that if you don't want to vote for me, you'd better make your vote count.
Otherwise it counts for me. All non-counted, destroyed, etc. votes will be alloted to me, including the children's as I am, their voice as well.
If you feel the winds of change blowing are a return to the laws of freedom...then Don't Vote...for Ancient Clown.
If you have lost faith in all of the other candidates, and wish to send them a message...then Don't Vote...for Ancient Clown.
If you need a leader instead of a politician, that makes the distinction between that which is made by God and that which is made by man and remove all legislation attached to marijuana and provide immunity and release to all that are currently incarcerated for non-violent related offences...then Don't Vote for Ancient Clown.
If you just wish you had another choice...then Don't Vote...for Ancient Clown.
So as I have said...if you don't want to vote for me, then make your vote count...
"Don't Vote"...for Ancient Clown.

Dare To Dream:

Ancient Clown -- Honourary King of the Poor
Voice of the Children...Leader of the Meek
Commander and Chief : The Armies of Light.

Monday, July 17, 2006


Justify THIS to GOD
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Tell GOD it's NOT 'Murderous Cowardice'

It is a phrase within my name.
It is not a request...It is an order.
It is a calling for your surrender.
It is a demand to stop your madness.
It is a warning of your destruction.
It is an AWAKENING of understanding.

Lest you find out the hard way
why; "WIN ALL WAR"
is also within me.
'ONE' way or 'The OTHER'
Those who show no mercy
Shall receive none.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Thistles & Roses

"Thistles will not grow
where Roses are tended."
Plant ROSES in your 'hearts' and 'minds'.

Friday, July 07, 2006

The BIG picture

Here's a look at just how BIG we really are...
...cause size matters right?
Nuff SAID?

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Sleepless in Victoria

As you sit there and do nothing
Another freedom is REMOVED
"As you do to the least of my people,
so you do to me.
But as you do to me,
you do to the one who sent me."
David was just sentenced this morning to 120 days PLUS 90 days.
He is 48 hrs into a hunger strike that began after being arrested.
They have CRIMINALIZED sleep..Is that okay with you?
Time to get involved
before THEY come for YOU
Watch the movies here
Learn more about SLEEPLESSNESS in CANADA
Learn more 'About the POOR'
Learn more about 'The Poverty Business'
Learn more about the 'WAR on the POOR'

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Further update:(aug.4th/06) What's NEWS


Monday, July 03, 2006

HAPPY American-ada DAY


Since the American Government/BUSH administration BOUGHT the Canadian Government when they put Harper in place, to help further the U.S. occupation of foreign lands and testing in CANADA (which the Canadian People themselves are against so would NEVER put someone in power that would willfully follow BUSH) the day is being changed (not factually, just seems-that-way)

from 'July 1st Canada Day' to "July
3rd American-ada Day " to help bring us closer to the States...because that's important.
definitely more important than
the TRUTH, as our ACTIONS show.
The rest of this post will have to be completed at another time as my resources have been cut off again.
(Do you ever get the feeling they are not here for us...but for themselves?)